Noah's Ark is the solution
to all of our economic problems.
At least, in the state of Kentucky
where it will have 900 workers
walking two by two, floating on a flood
of forty-three million dollars
in tax breaks, because in the book
of Genesis, Gipod clearly tells
Noah, "bro... Noah... Broah,
can I call you that? Well, Broah
if you build me this ark I will
give you some tax breaks."
So Noah built the ark,
because hacing two of every kind
of animal is an expensive fucking
hobby that playing Pokemon
never prepared him for, and he needed
The money to support his multiple wives
and implied mistresses, which did not
destroy the family structure. Back then,
God only made it rain for forty days
and forty nights--but in America
the flood has been happening for forty
years drowning the American worker
in mounting debt, without the olive branch
of wages. And America's workers need
an ark to save them from drowning
like the endangered species they are.
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